I like to take my fat thighs with me wherever I go. I dress them up in clothes, take them for bike rides, and generally try to make life pleasant for them.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
My grandma now refers to wine as grape juice.
Hey!
Hey!
Where’d you get a booty like that?
Yaaaaaaarn boooooooooomb!
Dear me from ten minutes ago,
Close the window. There is a dude fixing the roof next door who can totally see into the shower.
Chubby redhead in a Lycra miniskirt on a skateboard.
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