I like to take my fat thighs with me wherever I go. I dress them up in clothes, take them for bike rides, and generally try to make life pleasant for them.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
<walks to front of full lecture hall>
Weevil in the molecular lab.
Finally made A watch Anaconda:
"Her butt isn’t even that big!"
Student 1: why does your shirt say “Smack Dat?”
Student 2: Oh! That’s just my nickname!
Slow! Or we will consume your soul.
When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.
Not my species, but still amazing!