I like to take my fat thighs with me wherever I go. I dress them up in clothes, take them for bike rides, and generally try to make life pleasant for them.

 

When you are flirting with a cute gay couple and suddenly realize that they are just two straight dudes who happen to be friends and also like madras.

The Need is Dead came in the mail!  Today is shaping up to be pretty metal.

The Need is Dead came in the mail! Today is shaping up to be pretty metal.

These eyes were requested via Skype by the author of the poster after seeing the other eyes around the lab.

These eyes were requested via Skype by the author of the poster after seeing the other eyes around the lab.

I always get the best texts from the ucsb emergency system.

I always get the best texts from the ucsb emergency system.

One student to another:
“What’s this supposed to mean?  Does it mean she’s always watching us?”

One student to another:
“What’s this supposed to mean? Does it mean she’s always watching us?”

fat-thighs:

Hard at work making a microscopic paper crane.

For the record, whisker, that is a former student - my fat fingers can’t even pick up half the cranes she’s been making!