I like to take my fat thighs with me wherever I go. I dress them up in clothes, take them for bike rides, and generally try to make life pleasant for them.

 

Finally made A watch Anaconda:

"Her butt isn’t even that big!"

Student 1: why does your shirt say “Smack Dat?”
Student 2: Oh! That’s just my nickname!

Student 1: why does your shirt say “Smack Dat?”
Student 2: Oh! That’s just my nickname!

Slow! Or we will consume your soul.

Slow! Or we will consume your soul.

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

Not my species, but still amazing!

glukauf:

When an ostracod is swallowed, it emits a burst of light, making the cardinal fish spit it out.

Not my species, but still amazing!